"THE Old Man" wrote in message
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The farm pond

An old farmer in Georgia had owned a large farm for several years. He
had large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe
courts, basketball court, etc. The pond was properly shaped and fixed
up
for swimming when it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he
hadn't
been there for a while, and look it over. As he neared the pond, he
heard
voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it
was a
bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep
end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming
out
until you leave!"
The old man replied, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
naked or make you get out of the pond naked. I'm here to feed the
alligator."

Moral: Old age and cunning will triumph over youth and enthusiasm
every
time.

Donald From Mississippi.
I plan to live to be 100.
So far so good.

Good one, Don