Be still and pray homage to Illogic Bomb who posted this on 04 Jun 2004...

David Fawthrop wrote in
:

Robert Heinbaugh of Plainsville, Ohio, has the distinction of being
the first person in the world to be shot by a lawn mower... As he cut
the grass one evening, he ran over a live bullet which went off and
shot him in the foot.

So he wasn't really shot by a lawnmower.

Shit post.

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