He might be a contortionist that contorts while he mows.

Arthur

"Illogic Bomb" wrote in message
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go@fish (Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip) wrote in
-vegetables:

Be still and pray homage to David Fawthrop who posted this on 04 Jun
2004...

Robert Heinbaugh of Plainsville, Ohio, has the distinction of being
the first person in the world to be shot by a lawn mower... As he cut
the grass one evening, he ran over a live bullet which went off and
shot him in the foot.

Did he die?


Not unless his brain was in his foot or something.

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Phil Kyle, Interweb Leg end

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"Can we put the recent unpleasantness behind us?"

- Craig "Fatboi" Oldfield