Doh! Thanks a lot. Now I have this stupid tune in my head and it won't go
away

Well at least it isn't an Abba song.

Joe

On 6/11/04 10:27 PM, "chagoi" wrote:

Chipmunks Roasting On an Open Fire

(Parody of The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire) by
Nat King Cole)

Listen @:
http://www.bobrivers.com/show/vault/alpha.asp?Var=C

Chipmunks roasting on an open fire
Hot sauce dripping from their toes
(³Oh! That tickles!²)
Yuletide squirrels fresh filleted by the choir
They poked hot skewers through their nose
(³Ow! Wrong end, ya cowboy!²)
Everybody knows some pepper and a garlic clove
Help to make them seasoned right
Tiny rats with a crisp golden coat
Will really hit the spot tonight

And now when Santa sees his tray
(³Ho ho ho ho ho ho²)
There¹ll be some homemade chipmunk jerky for his sleigh
(³MmmmŠHey, look at that!²)
And every hungry child is gonna spy
To see if chipmunks really sing when they fry
And so I¹m brushing on some honey glaze
To keep them crisp and juicy too
Let¹s hope they get served many times many ways
Tasty Chipmunks; good food

³On that, Mr. Cole, ²
³Yes, sir, Mr. Seville?²
³Would you mind handing me the barbeque sauce? I am starved!²
²Oh,no problem Dave. Hey listen, you best be havin¹ two of those
drumsticks, because they¹re oh-so tiny and there ain¹t much meat upon Œem²
(³What about animal rights, Dave?²)
³Put a sock in it Melvin²
³You know, for years people said you over-rated hamsters were my meal
ticket. Now I guess you could just say you¹re my meal!²
³That¹s a good one, DaveŠI always knew you was the funny one in the group!²
³Damn straight!²

And so I'm offering some recipes
From chipmunk pie to chipmunk stew
I¹m not really sad that it ended this way
Furry chipmunks screw you

³Did you hear that Melvin? Melvin? Mellllviiiiin?"
³Why, I¹m sorry Dave, did you want Melvin? There¹s plenty of Thagadore
left thoughŠ²




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