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Old 16-06-2004, 09:04 PM
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In article , wrote:

I don't want to see you go to hell. God is no repector of personalities
and will accept you as you are.


But you left out that God has the form of a super-humongous shiny purple
toad. He eats souls as though they were flies, then poops us out as
fertilizer for the Garden of Eden (so we're on topic after all).

Like I mentioned once before to you, I think you are at the 'moment
before the miracle" stage. You know their are are many folks out there
who really are for you and would be appreciative of seeing a miracle in
your life because they do like you. Until that point occurs, they are
just going along with you. However, they do have your best interests at
heart. God, on the other hand, is waiting and has freedom fo you.


If dissolving in a toad's tummy-acids can be regarded as freedom, then yes.

The
difference between mercy and grace is that grace is "not deserving what
you get" and mercy is "not getting what you deserve". That proves out
God is no respector of personalities and available to all. Kinda hard to
judge someone who wants the best for you and who will freely give it. =


God so hated humanity that He destroyed the world in a great flood. Having
sworn on his own honor that he won't do it again, yet knowing he was apt
to act in an irreversible moment of wrath, He withdrew from the world, &
neither sees humanity nor hears our prayers any longer. He never thinks of
us, doesn't care about us, because the only thing as deep as his capacity
for love is his capacity for hatred.

When we subjected him to our polluting vileness, we made Him the monster
that he became. He left so that we could never again incite him to destroy
us. He returned to his state of Absolute, & that which is Absolute knows
only itself. We are no more than lint in his bellybutton, & we can only
hope he never remembers to dig us out & flick us into nothingness.

There is, however, the Divine Shekhinah, who according to the Holy Zohar
of Saphed received all the arms, hosts, & powers of God before He went
away into perpetual self-reflective slumber. Her nature is not MERELY
forgiving, but she even rather LIKES bad people. She is so fond of us even
as vile sinners, she is easily perceived as The Harlot by the
unenlightened, & certainly can behave like one. Whomsoever turns aside on
the road to Sheol may well perceive Her as Lilith in the house of
harlotries, but even so, she has caused the soul to tarry in a moment when
salvation is possible.

And if in that moment of tarrying we do achieve some glimpse of the
Truth, we will suddenly know the Harlot is actually Wisdom, & the house of
harlotries the Temple of the Seven Pillars. Cuz hey, if she'd dressed like
a nun & promised us a knuckle-rapping with a ruler if we don't pay
attention to her sermon, we'll flip her the bird & go away. But if she
promises to **** us like we've never been ****ed before, we may actually
take advantage of a chance at perfect bliss.

Once a week, on Saturday, the Divine Shekhinah rises to the marriage
chamber of slumbering Yahweh & only then is he enlivened by Kallah the
Bride's cunnubial embrace. Then & then only does She bring Him news of the
world. It's the only he finds out anything at all about us. & she's
careful what she reveals, knowing as she does that we by our rottenness
could yet be snuffed out by God's wrath.

Alas & however, if we have polluted Her so greatly that she is Lilith even
to God, she may reveal the full darkness of our collective soul. In which
case, He lays waste to the planet with wars & plagues & horrible
presidents, because God is truly peevish fellow. Since we are His image,
that means he is what we are -- i.e., he's a pig-****ing piece of shit!
God can never be better than humanity, merely all-powerful in expressing
the filth & dark hatreds we inspire.

In short, Cereus IS God.

Your illuminatress,
paghat the blessed yogini of the Lilith Yeshivah

Cereus-validus wrote:
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Just as I suspected, Lazy Koveleski from the planet Houston, you are a =

born
again crackpot kook!!!!
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You wouldn't know a Solidago from that hole in your head.
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May God have pity on your sorry ass. Repent, you dumb mofo.
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Joel Osteen has this for you:
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Cereus-validus wrote:

That's Asteraceae and its definitely not a "Goldenrod" (Solidago).

Hey Lazy Koveleski from the planet Houston, is Solid ago the opposite=

of a
hollow ago?

The plant looks more like some sort of thistle and its almost in bloo=

m. If
Marky Mark just waits a few more days and takes another picture we wi=

ll
actually see the flowers and know for sure!!!!

"J Kolenovsky" wrote in message
...
It looks like its in the Composite family and may be Solid ago,

http://www.funet.fi/pub/sci/bio/life...magnoliophyti=

na/magnoliopsida/asteraceae/solidago/

Mark Anderson wrote:

This year I used an American Meadow Midwest Wildflower mix for my
wildflower boxes. Some of the wildflowers in the box came back fro=

m
last
year. Usually I can recognize the typical weed (I.e. a local ugly =

plant
that shows up everywhere without being planted). This one plant I =

was
thinking of pulling about a month ago got huge broad leaves kind of=

like
a big dandelion. I let it grow and then it looked like it might be=

some
sort of big poppy. Now it has gotten huge and it doesn't look like=

a
poppy and it's taking up a lot of space in the box. I don't mind i=

f it
turns into something nice but if it's just a nasty common weed I

probably
should get it out of there.

Does anyone have an idea of what this is?

http://www.brandylion.com/images/weed.jpg

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"Of what are you afraid, my child?" inquired the kindly teacher.
"Oh, sir! The flowers, they are wild," replied the timid creature.
-from Peter Newell's "Wild Flowers"
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