"Salty Thumb" wrote in message
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(Ted Harvard) wrote in
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Should I enter or run away ?

There could be treasures inside or dangerous monsters ...

If the dungeon is actually under your garden, then you should enter.
If the entrance is actually a portal to another dimension, then you should
run away.

Regardless, if you decide enter, make sure you bring your longsword +1/+5
vs. giant chipmunks, available at Tru-valor Home and Dungeon (hurry on
sale
this week only 500 gold pieces).

If you see a flesh-eating rutabaga root, don't be a hero, run away.

If upon entering the dungeon you encounter large gelatinous cubes with
garden tools imbedded inside them, FLEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
madgardener (who had a little help with this from her son, St.Dharma who
resides upstairs in the attic computer loft, writing lengthy phrases with
others of his kindred)