Not even close.

Someone left my cake out in the rain.
I don't think that I can take it
because it took so long to bake it
and I'll never have that recipe again!

Oh, no!


"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
...
Actually, it's 100% accurate. What's wrong with you today? Did ol' yeller
die, or is your sister withholding the shaky pudding again?

"Cereus-validus" wrote in message
.. .
Real scientific there, Goober.

Did you decide WTF when you posted that pearl or was that your attempt
to
dumb it down to the level Hellion might comprehend?


"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
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"Karen" wrote in message
om...


Moving a house plant from inside to outside would cause leaves
dropping even with a health plant. You might have a plant with wet
feet and burned leaves.

....because many plants say "WTF.....the light's different here all of
a
sudden...." They can't get a tan, so they grow new leaves to adjust.
(In
case Helene was wondering....).