On Tue, 20 Jul 2004 12:29:24 GMT, Joanne wrote:


"Dwayne" wrote in message
news
I like your idea. Before I got serious about losing weight, I told
everyone
that if you wanted to eat a candy bar, it was better to drink a diet soda
at
the same time. That way they cancelled each other out, and you didn't
gain
any weight. Of course, no one believed me.



Yep, and you don't gain weight if you eat standing up. Also toast doesn't
have any calories!!

And chocolate has no calories if no one sees you eat it.


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Rodger Whitlock
Victoria, British Columbia, Canada
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