LOL.. thanks for the laugh, Gary.. I needed that! server been driving
me crazy kicking me off line, not connecting properly or timely, for
two weeks now.. at a time when i needed to down load some important
(to me) software! and get important info from out of state
relatives!. like you say, another chapter!
lee h

(Gary) wrote in message . com...
It's been my experience that mechanical things just work better if you
periodically kick the living sh*t out of them. In this case, it may
not be practical to kick the offending machine, unless you have a very
high kick, or a very low ceiling. My advice would be to jump up and
hang onto the damned thing until you and it come crashing to the
floor. From there, you can easily get a foot, hand, or sledge hammer
on it to reduce it to a multitude of minute pieces, which can then
easily be scooped up and placed in the dustbin. Then go out to Wally
World and get yourself a $9.99 portable, oscillating fan that will
faithfully run longer than your grandchildren will be on this earth.
Another chapter in the "Life Sucks When Things Don't Work" book,
huh!!!

Gary