Be sure to get one of the new Ronald Reagan bobble-heads. It will bring back
memories of his bobble-head when he was president!!! Well, there you go
again!!!


"B & J" wrote in message
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"Cereus-validus" wrote in message
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Looking forward to hearing that master debater Dubya debating with
Kerry.

Dubya will surely lose mucho points in the popularity polls with every
malaprop that spring from his mouth!!!!

Only the diehard Archie Bunkers will be unswayed by the babblings of
that
addled twit.
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As long as this thread is totally OT, I figured many in the group might
enjoy this Republican Convention Schedule: John ;-)

Republican National Convention Schedule Revised July 2004

6:00pm - Opening prayer

6:15pm - Supplementary opening prayer

6:30pm - Prayer in thanks of first two prayers

6:45pm - New energy policy presented by Exxon

7:00pm - Canonization of Reagan

7:15pm - Additional prayers

7:30pm - Opening remarks by Halliburton

8:00pm - Prayer for the safety and well-being of Ken "Kenny-boy" Lay

8:15pm - Additional remarks by Halliburton

8:30pm - Stoning of the first homosexual

8:45pm - New healthcare polices presented by HMO leader, Kaiser Permanente

9:00pm - Invasion of Iran or North Korea (TBA)

9:15pm - Halliburton contributes 1.4 billion to Republican party

9:30pm - Reagan elevated to savior, Holy Trinity now referred to as "the
quads"

9:45pm - Bush undergoes plastic surgery to look more like Reagan

10:00pm - Cheney runs into Ron Reagan, Jr. Tells him to go f*ck himself

10:15pm - Recall of troops from accidental invasion of South Korea (Bush:
"Damn, the SOUTH is our ally. My bad.")

10:30pm - Burning at the stake of 16 year-old Jenny Williams, who had an
illegal abortion after being raped by her cousin

10:45pm - Dancing around the golden calf

11:00pm - Stoning of the partner of the first homosexual

11:15pm - New forestry policy presented by Weyerhaeuser

11:45pm - Thanking God for his wisdom in choosing Bush as president

12:00pm - Closing prayers (lasting until 2:00am)

2:00 am - Hookers arrive for all delegates