Charles Packer wrote:
Yes, they bore small white flowers earlier in the year, as I
recall. They figure in the only amusing moment during a meeting
with the city yard inspector. He had tersely cited my "whole yard" for
excessive vegetation, so I asked him to visit and be more specific.

Yard inspector? What next.

He'd like my yard, a mixture of grasses recently scythed, with hayfield-like
windrow trails seven feet apart.

What to do with the windrow trails the next time you scythe is the
problem at the moment. If you scythe at right angles, they're swept up into
new windrow trails but with twice the content, old plus new.

I need a goat or something.

I was thinking of constructing a haystack in the driveway.
--
Ron Hardin


On the internet, nobody knows you're a jerk.