In article , Janet Baraclough.
.. writes
The message
from Alan Gould contains these words:


I'm left wondering what the gadget would make of testing a piece of
coconut matting - packed full of fibrous matter, but useless to plants?

Why waste a piece of coconut matting? I'm composed entirely of
"Active Organic Matter", just send me £11.95 and I'll send you proof by
return of post.

You mean that £11.95 is enough to activate your organs? ;-)
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Alan & Joan Gould - North Lincs.