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About 20 years back, I ordered a border fork & spade from Smith &
Hawken.
Great tools, but alas, the ex-wife has them.

Some lawyer you had! Can't you appeal for shared care-and-custody ?

Janet



I got the boat. :-)

Boat: n. A hole in the water that you throw money into.

True history for 5 years' of ownership:

Boat: $1400.00
Motor: $1200.00
Routine maintenance: $300.00 or so.
Accessories (over 5 years): $12,219,440.98
Replacing fishing lures lost to evil underwater obstructions: $27,803.47

Even so, it's one hell of a sedative.