A mail artist, Mike D., sends out pieces of mail with leaves laminated to
the envelops. Because he'd frequently sent out envelopes with spidery
maple leaves attached, the federal postal authority began to investigate
him, & he would even see the post's criminal investigators parked on his
street monitoring his comings & goings.

-paghat the ratgirl

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"Of what are you afraid, my child?" inquired the kindly teacher.
"Oh, sir! The flowers, they are wild," replied the timid creature.
-from Peter Newell's "Wild Flowers"
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