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Brian Watson wrote:

"Bill" wrote in message
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Paint it with yogurt.

Would that work? There are 22 square yards of wall. It would need a lot of
yoghurt. Any particular flavour?

Plain is best and cheapest.

"Live" ideally, but don't assume that anything that has been in a
supermarket's chiller cabinet is actually still alive.

Not all 'foodstuffs' bought from supermarkets have EVER been alive,
but as far as I know entirely synthetic yoghourt is still being
worked on.


Regards,
Nick Maclaren.