"Chris Hogg" wrote in message
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Fresh cow sh**, sorry, manure, watered down to a thin slurry and
slopped on with a heavy decorator's brush (or should that be a
decorator's heavy brush). Or horse manure for that matter, except
cowsh is much easier to disperse. All you need now is to find some
cows!

Good point.

Cow or horse poo would work, but it's hardly user-friendly.

:-))

Hence - yogurt, which is fine until you spill a large carton of it
indoors....

}:-\

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Brian
Henry Fielding: "All Nature wears one universal grin"