"Cereus-validus" wrote in
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what if Dubya was a brain surgeon?

Choose the correct answer:

Dubya reroutes the blood flow in your brain, making you significantly
smarter. There are no complications from surgery. Despite your enhanced
brain capacity, you suffer from none of the intellectual penalties that
make Bill Nye the Science Guy single. Everybody around you prospers and
has excellent health. You also single handedly figure out how to
eliminate the deficit, cure cancer, make flying cars and keep squirrels
out of your garden.

Or:

Dubya shaves your head and then gives you a wig so you'd have a chance at
looking respectable. While you are waiting to have your wig fitted, and
before any real operation is attempted, you bleed to death due to his
inability to distinguish scalp from scalpel. After your death, your
children continue to pay for your hospital / barber shop visit until 20
years after *they* die.