Salty Thumb wrote in message news:hT_6d.10762$me5.255@trnddc06...
"Cereus-validus" wrote in
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what if Dubya was a brain surgeon?

After you showed up with symptoms of a brain tumor---

He would consult with his keepers, err.. partners, Chainsaw, Rumdum
and Bullshitowitz, and conclude that you had really had a heart
attack. Despite extensive tests which showed you had not had a heart
attack he would insist on doing bypass surgery, despite his not being
a cardiac surgeon. When the operation went sour, he would demand that
foreign specialists bail him out, despite his having ****ed on their
shoes when they'd told him his diagnosis was wrong. As you lingered in
a coma in the Recovery Room, he would deny any responsiblility for any
problems, blaming them on a doctor who had left the hospital four
years earlier. Then he would present you and your heirs with a
colossal bill.

That's how Bubba Dubya operates.

J. Del Col