"llump41" wrote in message
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I have a couple of nice, large trees in our front yard. Of course the
birds
love them an do their business all over the cars in the driveway. Anything
we can do to discourage the birds short of cutting the trees down?



a) Get some tree snakes
b) Fire a few shotgun blasts into the canopy
c) Use car covers
d) Build a treehouse for your cats
e) Wire the tree with electric fence wire
f) Put speakers up in the tree and play lound sounds randomly
g) Climb up there and kick their little bird asses