"FACE" Hey, it was written down, that passes the global test doesn't it?

Actually, the global test consists of the collective common sense of the 3
billion inhabitants of the planet whose IQ's are over 100. Being written
down has nothing to do with "the global test" because, sadly, lots of people
with no common sense and IQ's of less than 100 can still write - and/or
verbally persuade people of equal or lesser intelligence of the wisdom of
doing things like planting voodoo trees - or other incredibly stupid things.
We have one rampant Texan shrub which has thrived on evading the global test
by the above means....