On Tue, 19 Oct 2004 02:02:21 -0700, (paghat)
wrote:

The Constitution Party makes me miss the
Northwest Rhinocerous Party which ran on platforms of party hats & moon
colonies & a tiddly-wink in every pot, which made ever so much more
logical sense.

You've evidently not seen the Guns And Dope Party ("Every Man, Woman, and
Ostrich is a Tsar"), http://www.gunsanddope.com