You must not be a Texan. First thing they would do is to whip out their
Smith & Wesson chainsaw and shred the tree ;-). btw before anyone jumps me
about this I am from Texas.
"Cheryl" wrote in message
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I would first try reasoning with the tree.


"Karl-Hugo Weesberg" wrote in message
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You are alone in a haunted house !

Suddenly and without warning, an evil bonsai attacks you!

What do you do?