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from "Tumbleweed" contains these words:
The devil cannot enter your home unless you invite him in.
He can if he drives a TV detector van.
No, that's not the Devil, it's only a minor demon, and he can't get in
without a court order.
The Devil comes with a Customs and Excise crowbar.
--
Rusty
Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar.
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