"Jimbo" wrote in message
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: "Bruno Beam" wrote in message
: om...
: The forest gnomes want to sue me because I cut a few trees in my
: garden next to the forest.
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: Is cutting trees murder and will they sentence me to death?
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: Absolutely...and for real justice you must be hung on a gallows...a WOODEN
: one.
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And a CCA treated one at that.