Grinch sighted in Hilo, Hawaii, leaving for Whoville,

I was finishing, setting up my Christmas light display today. It's pretty
nice. I've Santa and a Snowman standing in a sleigh, being pulled by eight
reindeer connected with a blue light rope and on one side and one that
alternates green and red, it looks like they are flying, arc-like upward,
connected to the eaves. I put different walls of six strings of lights
operated by controllers that put on a twenty-seven minute light show of 18,
90 second patterns. There is a wall each in front, side and back. Three
trees each in front ,back and are decorated, one is a Norfolk pine and has
lighted ornements and canes, with lighted tube packages around it.
Everything comes on with photo-cells and timers.

Most of it, I've collected the last couple of years, on sale, just before
and after Christmas; at Sears, Ace and WALMART. Last year I bought six
controllers at WALMART. I opened them this year and half of them didn't
work.

So, to flesh things out a bit I needed a few more strings of lights to add
on to the show. I checked out Sears and there wasn't much left. The next
closest place was either the new Home Depot, opened this week, or WALMART
across the street.

I went to WALMART and found the lights that I needed and was checking out of
the store. I felt a fuzzy touch on my right ear, and a flash of green out
of the side of eye and I turned around. There was the GRINCH in WALMART and
he was giving me the MOON. Well, I MOONED the s.o.b. back and kicked him
between the legs and the last that I saw of him he was flying somewhere over
toward Whoville.

Mele Kalikimaka
davon96720

"davon96720" wrote in message
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While off topic, I'm posting this to warn people. I'm not the only one
this has happened to. I'll grant it's the holiday and busy, but check
your credit card or debit card records if you've shopped at Wal Mart.

I took out several layaways on the third for the holidays from Wal Mart,
capitalism at it's worse, I used my debit card.

These layaways were repeated charged to my account until it was
over-drawn, I found this out when I deposited a hundred dollars last week
into my account that should have had a balance and walked out of my
financial instititution still owing them money that I don't have and my
rent isn't paid. Walmart insist there's not record and I must have made
additional purchase; identical charges (low propability), of items that
were out of stock.

Walmart = Grinch who stole Christmas.
davon96720