Gactimus wrote:

I'm a time traveller from the future and I must tell you that botany
won't survive the year 2009. All current knowledge will proven false,
outlawed, and banned worldwide and members of the underground who
secretly study botany will be arrested and shot.

Oh, you poor thing! By posting to a botanical newsgroup, you will be
tainted by association and will no doubt suffer the horrible tortures
reserved for closet botanists-- and newsgroup trolls. Run along now.

M. Reed