In message , Mike Lyle
writes

Sorry, I missed out the really exciting bit. Apparently they got the
Daily Mirror to believe that this new improved water will "increase
the body's cell-survival by over 200%." Some of us could be drawing
our pensions for an awfully long time.

Why aren't people put in jail for this kind of thing?

I have now read it. (Yesterday's Guardian). Very odd. I am a bit
surprised at Waitrose magazine. Haven't read that yet.
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June Hughes