boing wrote:
Blimey bad day Martin ? or member of the Assumptions Soc.?

Grass seed ? I've done it and I've paid someone to do it who told me it
was the only way to go. Thats was two lawns ago.

Bone idle ? I expect you do your gardening in the dark then ?, I don't
have to explain my self to you but for long times I am away working.

Then your choices are limited to paying someone else to cut the lawn
regularly for you or not having a lawn but something else instead.

There is no way to have a zero maintenance lawn. Although you can keep
one in pretty good nick by a couple of applications of weed and feed a
year and regular cutting (at least every 2 weeks) against just about
anything.

Titchmarsh ? Yes I watched that last week from an hotel room at 3am in
the morning.

I'm sure the are people on here who are a bit more open minded then
you. I don't wish to continue this with you as I'm sure you'll get on
to imigration sooner of later.

Don't seek to tarnish me with your own Little Englander prejudices.
The UK would grind to a standstill without immigrant labour.

Regards,
Martin Brown