"Phil L" wrote in message
.uk...
Janet Baraclough wrote:
:: The message
:: from "Alan Holmes" contains these words:
::
::
::: My seed potatoes are beginning to sprout, but the garden is
::: nowhere ready to plant them!
::
::: It will take me at least another couple of months to work up the
::: energy to get up out of my chair and go into the garden, the
::: chances of digging the garden are just as remote!
::
::: What can I do?
::
:: Order a few tons of topsoil, lay the potatoes on the garden
:: surface, cover them with topsoil.
::

But he'd still have to get out of his chair.....maybe a catapult might
help?


Wile E Coyote is an expert in this field, with a rocket propelled armchair
he could get the job done in half the time, beep beep!