dps wrote in news:4228ab57$0$572$b45e6eb0
@senator-bedfellow.mit.edu:

Janet Baraclough wrote:
... The versatile range of the compact concealed applicator, is a well
kept secret. ...



The chamber pot is also a useful tool. The whole family can use it.

Speaking of chamber pots, there use to be a technological innovation called
the Internet Toilet (not the Micro$oft Internet Toilet). I guess they
don't sell it any more because it was basically a jug marked "Internet
toilet". Big seller, I guess. Not sure if it was suitable for women,
versatile range or no.