Mike wrote:




Having been lectured to, by one of the not too cheerful or ever
laughing net nannies and 'owners' of the uk.rec.gardening newsgroup,
welcome :-))

Mike
who has a cat crap free garden :-))

Although there's quite a lot spilling down his chin.



Don't give up the day job, you will never make it as a comedian


How do you know? I haven't told any jokes yet.