I want to kill everything...

I think that to come onto this newsgroup with the above statement, it is
either a wind up, or you really do not have a clue about gardening, and I
mean .... "a clue". You haven't watched the millions of gardening progs on
TV and you certainly haven't read any gardening books.

Which is it? Wind up? or clueless to the 'n'th degree?

Mike
who must be an expert after all