Janet Baraclough wrote:
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After finally setting up a 'dalek' compost heap behind the shed, I've
read a few things about how to look after it but the one piece of
information which eludes me is:

How often should I **** on it?

Whenever you're busy in the garden, your bladder is full, and your
boots are muddy.

Janet

Being male, whenever I want to activate the heap i can just wander up to it,
enjoy the scenery and "acivate", I'm afraid the mental image of your
activating procees is less appealing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pk