"Sacha" wrote in message
. uk...
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Nonetheless, I
don't know of one parent or grandparent of my acquaintance who would be
happy for a child in their care to come into the house with clothes or
hands
or feet, or all three, smeared in any kind of animal excreta.

Quite so - good job the lady's lawn isn't favoured by Canada geese, she
wouldn't even SEE the fox dung if she did :-)