Chris wrote:

How to eat rhubarb raw
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1. Enthusiastically chop the rhubarb into one inch chunks.

2. Deliberately fit the chopping blade to your word processor - I mean
food processor grin.

3. Casually pour in the rhubarb chunks, together with sultanas, brown
sugar, and evaporated milk ... and possibly a bit of muesli.

4. Confidently press button.

5. Delight in guessing what to do next!

Put the lid on the food processor and then hose down the kitchen?

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If at first you don't succeed, give up, no use being a damn fool.