Deep Thought wrote:
When I say small, I mean about 10 feet long and 7 feet tall. I cant be
arsed with shears

So, no deep thought, then.

Go to B&Q and buy a:

Performance Power Electric Hedge Cutter PWR550HTA Power: 550 watt,
Blade length: 60cm Branch cutting diameter:20mm Weight:3.9kg Cable
Length:10 metres Mechanical blade brake Aluminium guide rail
Connecting rod gear Asymetric blade

for 30 quid. Make sure you keep the receipt.


Alternatively, on the same page:

http://www.diy.com/diy/jsp/bq/catego...?CATID=8090030

There's the McCulloch Petrol Hedge Trimmer Gladiator 550, which
according to B&Q will cut 18 cm. branches. Must be quite a monster.
A snip at only £120.