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"Mike" wrote in message
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Marital aids on urg?
--
Martin

I paid a load of cheques in to the bank this afternoon and the young lady
doing the booking in stopped and wrote something on the cheque, "What was
that?" 'Not quite filled in properly. Slapped bottom for you'

:-))

Promises promises ;-)


Anyone who gives cats a hard time has my respect. They just shit in
everything
in my garden and kill birds and leave me to pick up the feathers.

Andy.


That's why I like 'em. Can't stand all that bloody bird shit in my
garden and on the top of my car - and as for the way they wake me up at
some unearthly hour in the morning with that unholy racket which is
laughingly called singing.....
--
hugh
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