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Trap the mole, skin it and make a pair of gloves for the wife.

Wife must have rather small hands...

I'm not intending to be unkind here, but one of my wives was
gobsmacked when she first saw a mole: she'd been under the
impression
that they were bigger than cats.

I'm not intending to be nosey here, but how many wives have you
got?

None at the moment, as far as I remember. But I'm sometimes rather
absent-minded, so I suppose I'd better check...hmm, no sign of
razor-abuse, books all over the dining-table (and not one of them
about miracle diets), pile of washing-up in sink: if this is where I
live, I'm definitely living alone.

--
Mike.

--
Mike.