From: "Dan J.S." : Tue, 10 May 2005 20:13:35 -0500
Local: Tues,May 10 2005 9:13 pm
Subject: What is the fastest growing shrub?

"I would like to plant a very fast growing bush/plant/shrub that can be
used
as a natural fence. What is the fastest growing shrub out there?
Thanks!"



Fastest growing shrub? Hell, that's an easy one! That shrub between
paghat's thighs. Granny Artemis even claims that paggers parts her
shrub with a weedeater.