"Chris Bacon" wrote in message
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Alan Holmes wrote:
"bigboard" wrote...
Jaques d'Alltrades wrote:
We don't bother to trap squirrels, but shoot them in the plantations.

Oooh, painful. A head shot is quicker.

So, how do you get the thing to stay still long enough to enable you to
shoot it?

Erm, it was a funny. Quite an amusing one, IMO.

Yes, sorry about that, I'd pushed the send button before realising it was
funny!