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Janet Baraclough wrote:

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Fortunately, with a pond full of weed and 161 frogs, we still have a
good supply of tadpoles.

LOL Kay..are you quite sure it wasn't 160 or 162? :-)

Janet

There's always one poor sod going without!

Not in the case of frogs, there isn't! Threesomes are quite common ;-)
Besides which, they will if desperate try it on with a passing fish, or
even the pond pump.
--
Kay
"Do not insult the crocodile until you have crossed the river"