"Psychology students learn the word for this mental illness. It's
called
coprophilia - when someone gets sexual pleasure from playing with shit.

Common with dog owners. They walk their skank pets around neighborhoods
all
around the world, wait for them to take a crap, and then pick it up.
They
carry little bags and scoop up the crap so anyone looking out the
window
will think they're going to put it in the trash when they get home. In
reality, they take it home and play with it. They'd use their own shit,
but
it's not quite as pungent as that which comes from dogs, because of
their
diet. "


Now am I the only one that finds it interesting that Doug knows so much
about this esoteric subject? What a sicko!