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Old 25-05-2005, 06:16 AM
Dick Adams
 
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Jibby wrote:

Does anyone have any ideas on how to prevent my neighbor's dog from using my
yard as it's own personal toilet? I am disabled and use a power wheelchair
and there is nothing worse than getting dog crap on a wheel (especially
since I can't clean the wheels myself). I don't want to put up a fence, and
speaking to the neighbors about it has been no help.


You could shoot the dog or your neighbors. You could call the police
so they could have a good laugh. And when the police come leave my name
out of it.

But if you want to be a real prick,go to redsavina.com and buy one
pound of ground Red Savina Habenero Peppers. Wear a pair of
painter's gloves underneath a pair of dish washing gloves, protective
eye glasses, and a painter's mask befor you handle this stuff. Then
sprinkle it on your side of the property line and in the areas the
dog tends to crap the most. Don't bother laying it out thick cause
a thinnly laid wide line is all you need.

Go inside, put away the ground pepper, pour hot soapy water in the
sink, put the dish washing gloves in the hot soapy water along with
the protective eyeware, and throw the mask and the other gloves in
the garbage. Now wash your hands in another sink. Then wash your
face.

Now sit by a window to watch the dog **** or crap in your yard.
And listen for the screaching cry of pain. That dog ain't never
commin back.

The first year I planted those Habenero peppers around the edge
of my neighbor's garden, the rabbits and the deer went elsewhere.
That shit burns.

Dick