The Gospel According to Sara Lee:
"And Goddess said, Let there be doughnut; and there was doughnut.
"And Goddess saw the light textured pastry, that it was good: and Goddess
divided the creamy bit from the jammy bit...

If there were EVER a religion that would bring me back to the world of
faith, this is it. Oh wise Katt...bearer of the divine doughnut...show
me who to smite, and they shalt be smoten!

Seriously, I can't believe I was ever a theist. It's like a dirt that
won't wash off, no matter how much I scrub and soak.