"Stephen wrote after spakker asked.....
Summer is nearly here, things are happening in the garden. How come a
motorcyclist's n.g. posts twice as many times as U.R.G?

'Cos we're all out gardening whilst the light holds, and too bleedin'
shagged out to to be arsed with the computer afterwards?

Not quite the way I would have put it but true nonetheless.

regards
Bob.