"Janet Baraclough" wrote in message
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from "Harold Walker" contains these words:

I will act like a member of the oppositon and wear a nice new baseball
cap
and make sure I have my fanny pack strapped around my waist to hold the
UK
passport and the likes.....H

In Britain only females have a fanny.

Janet

Having already been given a dozen strokes with a wet noodle I looked up in
my UK dictionary and realized my misdemeanour(just used again to check the
spelling of misdemeanor UK style)...must use more often to be fully prepared
for my UK visit...would hate to be expelled for gross indecencies......H