Mike wrote:
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If the Battle of Trafalgar happened today.
[...tour de force snipped...]

Mike, you have just amply, if utterly irrelevantly, justified your
presence in this newsgroup, yea verily, an hundredfold. Any previous
perverted obsession with the cat is hereby forgiven. Till the next
time: don't push your luck.

-
Lobster Mike. (And we're pretty damn' tasty, too.)