Warren wrote:

There was a guy who for years lived in Wisconsin on the Wisconsin-Illinois
border. One day a survey crew came by, and discovered that his property was
actually in Illinois. When interviewed by a TV station, he was asked what he
thought of the situation. He replied: "Thank goodness I won't have to live
through another hard Wisconsin winter!"

You know what they say about winter in Wisconsin . . . .
.. . . . it's the best 8 months of the year!

Ted Shoemaker