"Rodger Whitlock" wrote in
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Your best bet may be to spring out of a shrub, slaughter Bambi
with a sharp knife, and have venison pie as a regular item in
your diet.


'Careful. Male Bambi muntjac have very useful antlers and tusks - which I
wouldn't want to mess with!

Its funny, isn't it, having Bambi in the garden is 'awww some' - until it
eats the pansies. :-)

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