I had something dead under my decking.
It must have been a possum. It stunk
pretty bad. I happened to have several
large quart bottles of Listerine. I dumped
them were it seemed to smell worst and
where the dogs thought it was. Smelled
like a
dentist's office for several days and
then it went away.

Doug Kanter wrote:
Does it know where you live? Call around to some real hardware stores and
see if one of them has a snow rake. That's a shovel sort of an affair with
VERY long aluminum snap-together poles. Rig up something with a snare, or
some large fish hooks.

Weren't you ever a girl scout???